st jiggity george!

James needed adventure in his life. He decided to drive to St. George, Utah (the land of the free)

His lady friends, Christina and Jen were at the nail parlor getting their nails did while he decided to drive to St. George.

Christina shouted at James and peer pressured him into taking Jen and Christina on the trip with him.

James agreed to let the ladies come aboard. He let them in on a little secret as they started driving to St George. He told them "WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS TRUCK STAYS IN THIS TRUCK!"

The girls listened to him intently and understood.

So off they went! They drove and drove until they found a special town .

They bought shirts that said "I LOVE BEAVER" to remember that special town. Beaver, UT is known for its cheese factory and so they ate enough cheese to feed a small country.

They bought tickets to the Alanis Morrisette concert in St George, UT and noticed that they may have been the only people in attendance.

The concert rocked. James, Jen, and Christina danced the night away.

James was even awarded a title that any local from St George would envy. He was nominated the ELK OF THE YEAR.